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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good

They put up a sign reading

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Then came..

Next, they tried...

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Nuts and Butts

Loons and Moons

Freaks and Cheeks

Why do Democrats look like snowflakes and Republicans look like Vikings?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So, the docs changed it to read

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Minds and Behinds

So they tried

Still no good.

Do you feel uncomfortable when you come across cross dressers?

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No way

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why do US military soldiers/officers have a chest full of medal ribbons when they probably haven't been in a combat situation? Are the medals for attendance, good behaviour, or long service perhaps?

No, not a chance

Unacceptable again!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

I was awaken between 2-3am by a voice that said “Hey”. Literally right next to my ear. Sounded like a males voice, but it wasn’t stern or deep. What could this mean?

No go.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why do American conservatives say that America is a constitutional republic and not a democracy? Would it not make sense to call America a constitutional republican democracy?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Just Forget it!

How effective will the Senate-passed bill, S. 4569, the Take It Down Act, which would criminalize the publication of non-consensual intimate imagery (NCII) be?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Thumbs down again.

How do the youth in Taiwan perceive their national identity in relation to China?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Everyone loved it.

share office space ...

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Hysterias & Posteriors

Another attempt resulted in ...

If English makes 3 additional gender terms to accommodate for XXX, XXY, and XYY people, what would be the most realistic terms for those genders?

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